Says 437 – TV Covid-19 Soap Opera Saga

Update: In the continuing TV Covid-19 soap opera saga, the script writers have now provided a twist to further confuse and befuddle the already hysterical and fearfully obedient mask wearing minions. In a diabolical plot twist, they now suggest proper and increased ventilation and opening windows and doors… but at the same time..

WEAR A MASK.. How FUBAR is that?
Instead of this TV program being promoted as a docudrama, it should be advertised as a comedy, with a sub-title “Comedy of Errors”.